Truth

I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement…..It was a best cellar!

▫It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson❕

▫My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open❕  

▫I thought swimming with Dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg❕

▫The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place❕

▫Horses have lower divorce rates. It’s because they are in stable relationships❕

▫It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car will I get exhausted❕

▫My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.    I told them you just wait❕

▫90 % of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it❕

▫Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It’s a vicious cycle❕

▫I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer.   People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck❕

The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice

▫What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?  A receding hare line❕

▫Always trust a nudist. "They have nothing to hide”!