Truth
I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement…..It was a best cellar!
▫It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson❕
▫My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open❕
▫I thought swimming with Dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg❕
▫The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place❕
▫Horses have lower divorce rates. It’s because they are in stable relationships❕
▫It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car will I get exhausted❕
▫My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait❕
▫90 % of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it❕
▫Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It’s a vicious cycle❕
▫I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck❕
The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice
▫What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line❕
▫Always trust a nudist. "They have nothing to hide”!
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